*squish*

-ARGH! Bailey, move!
-*munchmunchmunch*
-Move over!
-*munchmunchmunch*
-Get on! Over! Move!
-*munchmunchmunch*
-GERROFF MI FOOT YOU BLOODY GREAT BRUTE!
-Wah? Human? What are you doing there? Has no one ever told you not to stand behind a horse and make sudden loud noises? I could have spooked and kicked out, squashed you or even trodden on you! Imagine the damage could do to your flimsy little foot if I trod on it!
-*whimper*

First published on Facebook, 14 July 2015