-Hey, Two-legs, what's the name of that orange thing I ate while we were out this morning?
-An orange.
-Yeah, the orange thing, what's it called?
-An orange.
-No, what's its name? Carrots are orange and this was definitely not a carrot.
-It's called AN ORANGE!
-Wait! I ate a colour? I can eat colours? OMG! This is news! I'm off to try eating some new colours!
*sigh* He's in for a nasty surprise if he decides to try eat brown...
First published on Facebook, 25 March 2016
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