Naked

- Umm, have you forgotten something? I'm naked...
- Yes, you are.
- It's raining.
- Yes, it is.
- I'll get wet. 
- Yes, you will.
- What if I roll? I'll get dirt on me. Actual dirt on my actual self! *shudder*
- I expect so.
- Don't you love me?
- I love you enough to brush off the dirt.
- Promise?
- Promise.

First published on Facebook, 19 August 2016