Swede

- Right B, a quick session in the school and there's a swede for you if you're a good boy.
- A Swede? You mean you've gotten me a tall, blonde, attractive new sharer to compliment my handsome good looks?
- Er, not quite. Think more squat and round and in your feed bucket.
- But you won't fit in my feed bucket, Ooman...
- Cheeky bugger!

He was a very good boy and earned his swede.

First published on Facebook, 27 August 2016