Carrots

-I spoke to the dog at the weekend...
-Oh right?
-He said you gave him a carrot.
-Yep, Erik likes carrots too.
-I've noticed a lack of carrots in my feed bucket lately...
-Sorry B, I keep forgetting to bring your carrots up to the yard.
-Did the dog get one of my carrots?
-No. Your carrots are totally separate special horse-only carrots. Erik had one of my carrots.
-Promise?
-Promise *ahem*

First published on Facebook 4 March 2015