Snow

-Ooh! Snow! Are you gonna come play in the snow, human?
-Sorry B, I have to work.
-But we could make snow angels!
-Horses don't make good snow angels.
-Why?
-Your legs need to stick out from the sides, like my arms do so that you can make the wings.
-Bet I could make my legs waggle out at the sides like your arms...
-No! Don't even try!
-Why not? Am Super-Fit-Bendy-Acrobat-Cob!
-You're none of those things.
-... *sniff* ...
-OK, well yes, you are a cob. And I think you're super.

First published on Facebook, 3 February 2015