-Ow!
-Ooman, are you ok?
-Yes, fine. It's just that you can't groom me as hard as you would another horse.
-Really? Why not?
-Well, for a start, I'm not a horse...
-But it's so nice when you scratch my withers, I was being polite and returning the favour.
-I know, but I'm not a horse so I don't have withers. And if I did, they wouldn't be under my armpit.
-NO WITHERS?! You need to see a vet for that, pronto! What kind of horse has no withers?
-The human kind of horse, Bailey...
First published on Facebook, 15 May 2015
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