Haircut

-That was a short summer!
-Eh?
-Summer. It was really short this year. I'm already clipped out for the winter and it's cold outside.
-Ah, no, it's still spring, B. You're staying clipped out to try keep you more comfy in the heat.
-So there'll still be summer?
-Yes.
-I'm staying fully clipped?
-Yes.
-So no wind resistance from my feathers?
-Er, I guess not.
-OMG! Human! Hurry up and sort out your crap seat - we're gonna go SOOOOO FAST!
-*GULP!*

First published on Facebook, 2 May 2015