Haka

-I can't believe you went on a hack without me!
-Eh?
-At the rugby! 
-Ah, you mean the haka? The bit with all the chanting, stamping, jumping and face-pulling?
-Yes, that. I want to do a haka!
-No.
-I can jump...
-No.
-And pull faces...
-No.
-And stamp...
-No.
-And you can be quite shouty sometimes...
-We are not doing a haka.
-Oh yes we are. Next time we're out, we're gonna haka!
-Oh dear god...
-Ka mate! Ka mate!...

First published on Facebook, 20 September 2015