Diet

-Mmmph!
-It's to stop you getting fat.
-Mm-mmmm-mmph!
-Of course you can still eat, just take dainty little nibbles.
-Mmph?
-Well maybe today you'll come in like a well-behaved horse, instead of a petulant toddler on crack, like yesterday.
-HMPH!

First published on Facebook, 22 March 2015