-What the hell is that?
- What?
- On my arse!
- Where?
- My coat! What the hell have you done to my coat?
- Oh, that! I clipped a little monogram into your bum. It's a B.
- What for?
- B for Bailey, duh!
- No, what did you do that for?
- For fun.
- Can I give you a monogram? You know, for fun?
- Don't be silly, you can't clip.
- No, but if you're in range, I could leave you with a U-shaped mark on your arse. Two, if my aim is good.
- But my name doesn't start with U.
- Yes it does, Useless Underling. Now bring me another haynet to take my mind off this sartorial horror.
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