Parsnip fingers

-Aaarrrrgh! That was my finger, you rude lump!
-Well sor-ry! I thought it was a parsnip.
-I am not a parsnip!
-Same colour as a parsnip.
-But not a parsnip...
-Same size as those skinny bits of parsnip I keep finding in my bucket
-But not a parsnip...
-Maybe if you bought bigger parsnips, I would be able to tell the difference!
-...
-Haha, Parsnip Fingers! Parsnip Fingers! *snigger*
-Not funny.

Note to self: buy bigger parsnips.

First published on Facebook, 30 January 2017