Brr!

- Are you okay, Two Legs?
- Yes, why do you ask?
- You're a funny colour. Kind of blue-ish, and your hands aren't working.
- I'm just a bit cold, but thanks for asking. 
- Go put a thicker rug on! Now!
- Aw, B, it's so sweet that you care, but I'll warm up in a bit.
- Of course I care! How are you going to fill my haynets if you lose your hands to frostbite?

*note to self: find some decent yard gloves*

First published on Facebook, 8 November 2016