Ear Fluff

-Are you going to let me finish clipping your head tonight?
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-Your face is a disgrace!
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-You look like you were clipped with a vegetable peeler!
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-And you've got one fluffy ear!
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-BAILEY! Are you listening to me?!
-Sorry? Did you say something? By the way, thanks for not clipping both ears last night. The fluff muffles your noise: it's such hard work ignoring you without it!
-Charming.

The ears are coming off, even if I have to shin up his neck and sit on his head to get to them.