Don Scary-pony

-Any particular reason for this morning's 'evasive manoeuvre'?
-Are you kidding me?  You were about to get us both killed, I saved your skin with that spin!
-From what?  That 10hh pompom on hooves?
-FFS woman! Shut up! You can't say things like that!
-Like what?
-Christ, I'm going to have to go into hiding ...
-Why?
-There's already one on the yard, they'll be coming for me...
-Who's 'they'?
-SHETLAND MAFIA!