-I'm getting straw... a sweet hint of molasses... rich, earthy overtones of brewer's yeast... and is that...?
-...Yes! Yes, I think it is! A soupรงon of joint supplement! But you know what would really lift this bucket and make it truly gourmet?
-A parsnip the size of my head!
Honestly, it's two handfuls of chaff and a couple of supplements. I think he's been watching Masterchef in the evenings when I'm not there.
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